19 October 2012

I've Got a Secret

I happen to know a woman whose boyfriend does gay porn. I found out by accident when I saw his pictures online with another man. I'm almost positive she doesn't know he does porn.

Now I would never say anything to her. But if I were a really wicked person, I could extort sexual favors out of him in return for my silence. Blow me or I blow your secret. I'd never, ever do it, but I can't say it isn't tempting. I might be a little wicked but not that wicked.







6 comments:

  1. Anonymous07:38

    I have been staring at the new barista boy at my local Peet's Coffee's trying to figure out where I know him from and then it hit me, he does porn! So cute and makes such nice espresso drinks!

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  2. Anonymous08:12

    So who is the guy on the right with the shoulder tattoo? is he the one that does porn? whats his porn name? Just curious....

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  3. Anonymous09:22

    This entry, then, begs the question: is one of the men in the pictures that boyfriend?

    Jake

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  4. Anonymous14:54

    black mail is such an ugly word, try extortion especially if it the blond!

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  5. Anonymous15:03

    Assuming you look like your profile picture, you might casually mention that you discovered that you have a common interest and let things go from there. If he's hesitant but "Gay For Pay" you should still be able to reach a mutually satisfying outcome.

    But the idea of resorting to coercion, that needs to stay in fantasy land, as it isn't such a small deal in practice.

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  6. The gods drop an opportunity at your feet and you squander it - BAH!

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